I shouldn't be surprised by the empty bottle of vodka on the floor or the fact that she's too damn drunk to even open her eyes. Really, it doesn't matter, serves my purposes even. Not that she'd care what time I'm coming home or that I'm sporting a new black eye. Some guys just need to learn a little fucking respect and I don't mind being the one to teach them. Anyway, whatever... My mother can drink herself into a stupor, doesn't mean shit to me. My guess is dear old dad is soon to make an appearance. Usually she does this when she knows he's coming back. If he caught her passed out like this, he'd... I dunno, whatever... I got my own life. I guess I might as well take advantage of the opportunity to raid the liquor cabinet and her purse. She won't have a clue what's missing and even if she suspects, she won't have any proof. It's hard to prove anything when you're passed out. This whole fucking family can kiss my ass.